Category Humor

‘‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving”

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Spider: 1, Me: Zero

After waking from the cozy comfort of my bed, and heating a nice cup of coffee, I was minding my own business, innocently stumbling, dazedly, toward my favorite rocker, when I happened to notice a curiously dark smudge, directly above my intended seat. “A spider,” I thought to myself. They don’t especially bother me, if they […]

Cat Capers

 Wonder who will win?   A mathema-cat-ion problem?    Not very prac-cat-al cats!  Very prac-cat-al cats! Breathing, blue-eyed iPad cover…PRICELESS!   This kitten has too much time on its paws!   Cat Chat      Kitty-mercials…         Pinocchi-cat!   The Cat’s Meow:     “I ain’t afraid o’ no big, bad shad… .” (Pfffft!)    Crafty-cat     […]

This is Guaranteed to Help You Sleep

          Slumbering Skunk   Baby’s bliss    Snuggle down   Velvet on shag  In the middle of getting up, I decided to take another nap!    “Mmm! Love these satin sheets!”   Blissful birds   Tiny angel napping         Counting sheep to sleep      Mouse mattress   Cat-napping   Bosom Buddies   Agh!    Lights out!   […]

The Intrepid Insomniac Chronicles

I’ve had trouble sleeping for as long as I can remember. From my very earliest recollections, I seem to see myself standing up in my crib, looking at the light coming through the partially-opened door of my bedroom, hearing cheerful, but unintelligible voices, and wishing I could be a part of whatever activity was occurring […]

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It’s an OCC-OCC-OCD World! (July 2015)

Tuesday, July 14, 2015. I found this frightening picture online, but immediately, a humorous caption sprang into my head!   Don’t blame me for finding the obvious outrageously funny. I’ve only slept three hours in two days! The reason: pure pain from intense itching. You see, I’ve been the victim of a vicious, three-pronged attack: mosquitos, […]