Category Humor

NON-TRADITIONAL WAY TO MEET YOUR NEW NEIGHBORS: CALL THE LAW ON THEM

Explanation: Yesterday, I saw a vehicle that I didn’t recognize in my new next-door neighbor’s’ yard, while they weren’t home. The two unfamiliar occupants of the vehicle proceeded to hook up to the lowboy trailer in the yard, then, drive a four-wheeler and a new riding mower up into it. With all the thefts in […]

Facebook Tell-All

What is it about Facebook that makes ordinarily quiet and reserved people perfectly willing to share intimate details about themselves, sometimes even including confessions about criminal activities. I think it has a lot to do with a false perception as to the reality of the Facebook audience. Posting to “Public” feels like these personal secrets […]

‘‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving”

Spider: 1, Me: Zero

After waking from the cozy comfort of my bed, and heating a nice cup of coffee, I was minding my own business, innocently stumbling, dazedly, toward my favorite rocker, when I happened to notice a curiously dark smudge, directly above my intended seat. “A spider,” I thought to myself. They don’t especially bother me, if they […]

Cat Capers

 Wonder who will win?   A mathema-cat-ion problem?    Not very prac-cat-al cats!  Very prac-cat-al cats! Breathing, blue-eyed iPad cover…PRICELESS!   This kitten has too much time on its paws!   Cat Chat      Kitty-mercials…         Pinocchi-cat!   The Cat’s Meow:     “I ain’t afraid o’ no big, bad shad… .” (Pfffft!)    Crafty-cat     […]

This is Guaranteed to Help You Sleep

          Slumbering Skunk   Baby’s bliss    Snuggle down   Velvet on shag  In the middle of getting up, I decided to take another nap!    “Mmm! Love these satin sheets!”   Blissful birds   Tiny angel napping         Counting sheep to sleep      Mouse mattress   Cat-napping   Bosom Buddies   Agh!    Lights out!   […]

The Intrepid Insomniac Chronicles

I’ve had trouble sleeping for as long as I can remember. From my very earliest recollections, I seem to see myself standing up in my crib, looking at the light coming through the partially-opened door of my bedroom, hearing cheerful, but unintelligible voices, and wishing I could be a part of whatever activity was occurring […]

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It’s an OCC-OCC-OCD World! (July 2015)

Tuesday, July 14, 2015. I found this frightening picture online, but immediately, a humorous caption sprang into my head!   Don’t blame me for finding the obvious outrageously funny. I’ve only slept three hours in two days! The reason: pure pain from intense itching. You see, I’ve been the victim of a vicious, three-pronged attack: mosquitos, […]

Every Cat’s a Comic Nowadays

         My daughter’s slightly cross-eyed cat, Tiny.                    

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Captions are original. Photos are not.                                     

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I suffer from insomnia, which I hate. And I love cats. So, it wasn’t long before the two collided in my consciousness—or semi-consciousness, as the case may be! Hope you enjoy. (Captions are original. Pics are not.)  “Weepy, Sleepy Kitty”                 “She Doesn’t Do Mornings!”         […]

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         Night Owl                        Pooped Panda                       

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When I can’t sleep at night, one of the things I do is Google “funny animals.” Then, I stare very purposefully at each image, waiting for a caption to just pop into my sleepy head. Some end up being quite clever. Some, not so much! Lol But, at least you have a flimsy excuse for […]

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 When I can’t sleep at night, I search through animal pics on the web, download them, then, let my imagination take over. My daughter tells me that my memes are lame. But, I don’t care. I have fun! I hope you enjoy them. (Captions are original. Photos are not.)           Innocent Kitty?    […]

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Cats, and Cats, and Cats Galore! Cats, and Cats, and Cats, Some More! (vers. 2.0)

I just can’t resist the urge to add captions to cute animal pics, especially cats & kittens!                       My part Rag Doll cat, Buttons.               

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Captions are original. (Photos are not.)    I found this cat-shaming pic when I Googled “funny cat pictures.”                              

Buttons, The Versatile Cat

My feral cat, Buttons, is my constant companion, following me from room to room, throughout my days (and sleepless nights), providing me with an endless array of feline photo ops. So, I’ve decided to share the surprisingly versatile talents of my furry shadow!